Birthday Song - by Marzipan

My birthday,
My birthday,
It's almost
My birthday!

E-mail Openers - by Strong Bad

1 - some kinda robot
Oh, who is the guy
That checks all his e-mails?
That's me, Strong Bad!

2 - homsar
I'm gonna check
My e-mails
All of the time, doo-doo-doo-doo!

3 - butt IQ
Checkin' my e-mail,
Checkin' my e-mail,
Checka-checka-checka-checka my e-mail!

4 - homestar hair
I check the e-mail once,
I check the e-mail twice,
A doo doo-doo!
A doo doo-doo!

5 - making out
There's an e-maaaail
It's like the best thing I do...

32 - flag day
Ribbila dibbila,
Check
E-
Mail!

Getting the Yello-Dello - by Marzipan

I'm getting the Yello-Dello--
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Hello Dello Song - by Homestar

Hello,
Yello,
Dello! (Dello!)

Decemberween Song
To the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree"

Decemberween, Decemberween,
You're fifty-five days after Halloween!
Marzipan: With bunnies running for their lives!
King of Town: I wish this one was super-sized!
Decemberween, Decemberween,
You're fifty-five days after Halloween!
Strong Sad: What are you guys talking about?
Strong Bad: Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?
Decemberween, Decemberween,
You're fifty-five days after Halloween!
Bubs: I got all types of crazy crap!
Homestar: I bought Strong Bad a Deep Impact!
Decemberween, Decemberween!
Homestar: Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!

Marzipan's Scroll Button Songs - by Marzipan

First Song:
And that's why
I like to scroll,
With scroll buttons!

Second Song:
Scroll buttons are good,
They lift you up and down...

Oh Holy Crap - by Strong Bad
To the tune of "Oh, Holy Night"

Oh, holy crap
The something, something, some-thing
Uh, there's this guy,
And he was probably born.
Uh, they didn't know
If he was really stupid
But then they asked somebody,
And they said he was stupid
He said, uh, that he was great
And everybody-- belieeeeeved him!
The guy-uy, was GREEEEEAT--

Strong Badia Anthem - by Strong Bad

Come toooooooooo
The place where tropical breezes flow!
Come toooooooooo
The coolest place I know!
The people are so great!
But really there's only me!
And that means I'm so great!
And also there's The Cheat!
Oh, there's The Cheeeeeeeeeeat
In the place where the tropical breezes flow!
The Cheeeeeeeeeeat
In the coolest place I know!
The ones are always cold,
And the parties last all night!
And there's probably lots of chocolate!
And population tire!
Population--
Ti-i-i-irrrrrrrrrre!

We Got the Radish - by Strong Bad
To the tune of "La Cucuracha"

We got the ra-dish,
We got the ra-dish,
And we're gonna win the ca-ahn-test!